Tag: Samara Nilsson

Makeup Weapons – Defending Bald Squirrels Everywhere.

Makeup Weapons – Defending Bald Squirrels Everywhere.

| October 18, 2015

Words By Samara Nilsson LOOK to be honest I am a newbie on this #vegan #crueltyfree beauty bandwagon and for a great while, my understanding of the above was that the #vegan hashtag was some sort of fast track way of getting your Insta to blow up, its not that I am a particularly cruel or […]

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Scream Farm: Don’t Wear Your Favourite White Undies

Scream Farm: Don’t Wear Your Favourite White Undies

| August 11, 2015

Words By Samara Nilsson I NEED to start this off setting the premise that I am damn well scared of everything. Everything is horrible when you are a scared kid, seriously, the amount of bullshit I had to go through when I would have a slumber party and some tosser would want to rent out IT, […]

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Fuck boys: The Reason Why Good Guys Cannot Have Netflix And Pizza First Dates

Fuck boys: The Reason Why Good Guys Cannot Have Netflix And Pizza First Dates

| July 18, 2015

Words by Samara Nilsson RECENTLY I re-emerged back onto the single scene, and I guess things have changed since I was last out on the prowl. The dating game has changed, I mean, ANY sort of monkey emoji means you are DTF… especially the little fucker covering his eyes, it’s a cute way of being a […]

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Ghetto Bitches Be Fearing Sirens In Dance Music

Ghetto Bitches Be Fearing Sirens In Dance Music

| April 6, 2015

Words By Samara Nilsson SO, you have become a DJ? Here is the siren button, go nuts. No, please don’t. Firstly, they sound shit. Has anyone in da club ever gone: ‘Fuck yeah, here comes that siren part, let’s -current trending erotic dance move- it out’? (do the kids still twerk these days?). Even from […]

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Bali’s Best Breakfasts

Bali’s Best Breakfasts

| January 17, 2015

Words By Samara Nilsson OKAY, lets be straight up honest, this article should be titled ‘Seminyak’s Best Breakfasts’ because all the places I feature are located there. Soz, ‘Bali’s Best Breakfast’ just had a better ring to it, what can I say, I am a sucker for alliteration. Moving forward, every time I travel breakfast has […]

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Gilli Trawangan: Bike Rides, Beaches And Magic Mushrooms

Gilli Trawangan: Bike Rides, Beaches And Magic Mushrooms

| January 10, 2015

Words By Samara Nilsson STRESSED? Boss being an asshole? Bae not texting back? Go to Gilli Trawangan. Don’t think about it, just do it. This little gem will let you see a side to Bali you haven’t seen before. We came from Seminyak and it was a couple of hours by car (pending traffic – […]

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Momember This?: It Is Really Hard Being A Drunk Girl At The Ekka Races

Momember This?: It Is Really Hard Being A Drunk Girl At The Ekka Races

| January 6, 2015

Words By Samara Nilsson AFTER a couple of years hiatus I decided that maybe it would be okay to go to the Ekka Races, if you haven’t partaken in the merriment before, honestly it isn’t a bad day, especially if just getting spastic on dingas and Smirney Blacks with a fascinator from Kmart is your […]

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Momember This?: Yo Tinderella, Wanna Get Freaky?

Momember This?: Yo Tinderella, Wanna Get Freaky?

| January 3, 2015

Words by Samara Nilsson IT was Saturday night and my housemate decided to cook up an Italian feast while I was wallowing in post Friday night hangover dismay. We were watching the Saturday night Disney movie and decided to give the little red flame a go. Fucking Tinder. And that’s where it began. Online dating […]

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Momember This?: Stop Putting Things Up Your Bum And Think Of The Children

Momember This?: Stop Putting Things Up Your Bum And Think Of The Children

| December 22, 2014

Words by: Samara Nilsson I THINK all logic takes a hike when you make the conscious decision to put food up your bum. Actually this might be the case with any sort of paraphernalia that one decides to put up their butt. Everyone likes a good bum chat. It is a taboo joy, kind of […]

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I Fingered A Honeycomb Cheesecake: A Memoir Of How It’s Never Just The Tip

I Fingered A Honeycomb Cheesecake: A Memoir Of How It’s Never Just The Tip

| December 20, 2014

Words By Samara Nilsson I JUST made the best ever honeycomb cheesecake I think I ever will in my life and for the last half an hour I have been snap chatting this fucking cake, like a horny teenager with a stiffy sending dick pics to his baes. I wanted to post the cake in […]

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